"D'oh!lk think Batman: Year One better than Dark Knight Returns. D'oh!lk read Kevin Smith on Daredevil and think he do great Batman. D'oh!lk read Batman: The Widening Gyre #6 where Smith has Batman admit to "bladder spasm". D'oh!lk not understand why... D'oh!lk smash puny comic!!"
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