Saturday, May 28, 2011

THE TRUE FORCE BEHIND LUKE SKYWALKER

Okay so rumour has it Luke Skywalker used "The Force" to destroy the Empire's Death Star, but now Rebel Alliance security camera footage has shown that could all be a crock;


There you have it folks - The Force = beer. Many no doubt already know this equation, especially when served by a smiling maiden like this one. Just remember don't drink and X-Wing kids.

4 comments:

  1. rather it's true or not that's still hella funny!

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  2. I've always suspected beer was the reason I could levitate small objects. Of course, I have to consume such mad quantities to make the phenomenon occur that it's hardly useful, but still. Nice to have some confirmation.

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  3. And morning after memory is all part of the Jedi Mind Trick - see the more you think on it the more the pieces fit!

    Glad you guys are among the first to join the new way.

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  4. poor Luke. That explains the whole making out with his sister thing. Doesn't make it right though.

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