Tuesday, August 14, 2012

NIGHTMARE ON ELM SEAT: The Toilet That Proves Freddy Will Get You In The End

When you're on the john, your mind can wonder to some crazy places. From 'Man this floor sure could do with a rug, my feet are freezing!' to pretending you're at the top of some tank scouting for the enemy - anything that will help you pass, umm the time. While some merely stop at a vivid imagination, this Freddy Krueger themed toilet cover found by the folks at Obvious Winner stops all constipation, by scaring the %@$# right out of you!

If those eyes light up, you would need a shotgun to get me in there after dark. Just sayin'... Fans. They're crazy folks.

8 comments:

  1. The only thing that would be worse in a bathroom is a Ghoulies toilet seat.

    Think about it.

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  2. Pensol12:41 pm

    lol no way in hell I'd sit on that.

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  3. So funny!
    I'm with Pensol there!
    Imagine switching the lights on and findind that!
    Oh... The consequences :)

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  4. Ha thanks folks! Wasn't sure if this post would sit flush or not - but glad you all like it!

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  5. *snort* Sit flush. Nice one.

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  6. Yeah, some really dedicated fan, or sick person, your call, seems to be so Freddie crazy they made a custom Freddie toilet. Crazy. But then, I don't doubt most of the good story beats probably came to Wes Craven while on the "Freddie":)

    Nice.

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  7. man this posting reminds me of the "Metal up your ass" Metallica t-shirts people used to wear all the time back in the 80s and 90s.

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  8. Man this comments section has really got the runs! While wee all might be driven round the s-bend by having to use this fan work, we have to give credit to Freddy Dale, after all, that franchise is what - pushing turdy years old now? ;)

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