Monday, August 11, 2014

BURN, JEDI BURN! The Darth Vader Wood Burner

Over in this part of the globe we are just kissing winter good-bye. Spring is about to have lambs sprung all across the country (and when you live in a nation of sheep like we do that's no joke), and Christmas at the beach will all to quickly follow in behind.

Doesn't mean it's still not as freezing as Iceman's underpants right now - especially in the mornings. While the whole world maybe ga-ga for the Guardians at the mo, and rightly so, there still will be a fair few fanboys around who'd love to warm their mitts by this toasty roasty Darth Vader wood burner.

Built by doddieszoomer (click the link for step-by-step instructions), this would be one terrifying sight, especially at night, and looks big enough to hold an Ewok or too. Yeah I said it. War is no place for teddies with the language of your average three year old. I've seen Lord of The Flies, I know how that shit ends.

 What do you think? 


  1. Oh how cute. Now that'd be a good gift for a true star wars fan.

  2. They'd just have to make sure when they heard the burner say 'through grandma in' to turn it off. Too many horror films are made from those who kept listening.