Monday, August 25, 2014

WEIRDNESS FROM THE REAL WORLD: Own This Chocolate Bathroom Suite For $133,000

When you drop a piece of chocolate in the tub, does the five second rule still apply? Sure the question alters drastically when it's 'drop a block of chocolate off in the bath', but keep it clean (we're not that kind of site).

Still, for those still puzzling over the first predicament, let me complicate things further by introducing a complete bathroom set, crafted from Belgian chocolate. Not just a bathtub, but a toilet, sink and bidet. See what I mean about complete? Who the hell has a bidet anymore? Kinky bastards.

While 'Come checkout my 9.4 million calorie bathroom' is sure to be slightly more interesting dinner conversation than it is a local bar pick-up line, making a chocolate toilet sure gives us males even more excuse to miss.

If you're tired of praying to the porcelain Gods every hangover, you can start giving the bog a 'Hershey's Kiss' for just $133,000 (bidet - $11,700, sink - $15,000, toilet - $23,400, tub - $83,600), every six months. Yes, this selection is natural chocolate, and its limited shelf-life means it needs replacing just as often - unless you get massive munchies, then maybe it'll last 48 hours if you're lucky.

On sale by UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and, the ultimate 'bathroom suite' that melts in your mouth, not your hand (or under your butt) is made fresh to order here, and can be delivered in 2-3 months. Despite the fact it is a bathroom set however, warnings are not to place near a heating appliance or radiator - not even close to hot water. Sorry folks only cold showers and shaves from here on out. Tasty ones though.

What do you think?


  1. I'll be impressed when they pipe chocolate syrup through the pipes. Now THAT would be worth paying for.

  2. That's cray! Did Willy Wonka secretly design this, and will women on their periods now want this for their homes;)

  3. I would love to have a bidet.
    -Damn these States!

    However the idea of a chocolate bathroom makes me throw-up in my mouth a little bit...

  4. I'm with you King - it's a nice thought then it sours the longer you sit on it. Oddly enough, most of the pieces do too.

    Dale - close - the idea came from a spelling mistake - people writing requests for a Bathroom Sweet over a Bathroom Suite, but just shows, some laughs are better left to the printed page.

    Random, then I'd be asking if just the pipes were available for sale!