Japanese F-Cup Cookies promise your make your breasts grow by eating them. I hear plastic surgeons are resigning in waves after this little revolutionary nugget of invention and sugary goodness - oh wait, they're not, because eating large amounts of cookies always make your boobs grow - just not in the way most ideally dream.
While male-targeted 12" Twinkies are probably not far off the company's 'idea list', the box of 14 F-Cup Cookies say their secret ingredient is 50mg of Pueraria Mirifica.
While that sounds like a cat food and probably shares the same taste, it is listed on Wikipedia as a herb believed to have youth recapturing properties. So who knows? Just if you go from Jubilee to Rogue in a midnight binge, let me know and I'll put an update on this post, to put the minds of others at ease.
What do you think?